105 Quotes About Once-upon-a-time

Once upon a time I was riding on the top of a First Avenue bus, when I heard a mythical housewife say to another, "Molly, my dear, I would have bought that new brand of toilet soap if only they hadn't set the body copy in ten point Garamond." Don't you believe it. What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your advertising, not its form.

Once upon a time the English knew who they were.

Just so you know, when they say "once upon a time"....they're lying. It's not once upon a time. Its not even twice upon a time. It's hundreds of times, over and over, every time someone opens up the pages of this dusty old book.

Just so you know, when they say "Once upon a time” . . . they’re lying

For every once upon a time there must be a story to follow, because if a story doesn't, something else will, and it might not be as harmless as a story.

Thou shalt not' might reach the head, but it takes 'Once upon a time' to reach the heart.

Thou Shalt Not is soon forgotten, but Once Upon a Time is forever.

Once upon a time lasts forever

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.