151 Quotes About One-liner

I am known as a one liner man because I don’t give chance to people to read between the lines.

When you serve a beer-cock an ear.

A lantern can give you light only when you light it

Mature love is like mature infinity: there is no such thing!

We went to a movie and he kissed me for the first time. We kissed right through it…‘Now let’s kiss somewhere else,’ said Max.

Love is a sexy phenomenon experienced in many unexplainable ways.

If anaphylactic shock is wrong, I don't wanna bee bite.

My Halloween costume is Godot. I'm not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I'm on my way.

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.