37 Quotes About Onions

He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions.

Take care to chop the onion fine.

The trouble with crying over an onion is that once the chopping gets you started and the tears begin to well up, the next thing you know you just can’t stop!

Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile of scattered layers; it has no center.

...and yet could swear it was just then that I fell in love. It wasn't, of course, simply the onions -- it was the sudden sense of an individual woman, of a frankness that was so often later to make me happy and miserable.

Onion sauce! Onion Sauce!

A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats.

New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.