27 Quotes About Oprah

I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. “No way!” Was I sexually active? “Nope!” Had I ever been molested? “Well,” I said, trying to make a joke, “Oprah says the only answers to that question are ‘Yes’ and ‘I don’t remember.’ ” I laughed. We were having fun. The nurse looked at me, concerned/annoyed.

You teach people how to treat you.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

Don't worry about becoming successful but work toward being significant and the success will naturally follow.

Le Tub is a Miami oceanside restaurant that uses old bath tubs and toilets as decoration. If you're really lucky, you get a table by the water where you can see the manatees as they swim by. Someone once told me that it was one of Oprah's favorite restaurants, but seriously, Oprah has a lot of favorite things--it all sounds like lies at this point.

I wanted him to be sorry, ... The Oprah Winfrey Show." ()

The image I had was that Oprah books were fluffy.

We are going to push 'SNL' back because we are doing 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' for one hour,

My idols are Oprah and Martha. From nothing, they built industries.