67 Quotes About Pants

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

...It's like trying to fit an octopus into a pair of tuxedo pants. And not a plain octopus at that, but an octopus that doesn't even exist.

If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.

Plants are the ultimate symbols of life.

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants.

Needless to say, it'll make the competition look like crapped pants

The best thing about retirement is not having to wear pants!

Malcolm looked like the perfect battlefield commander, except for the fact that he'd forgotten his pants. His red briefs made quite a statement with his sword and leather cuirass.

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.