67 Quotes About Pants

Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.

If it had two legs and belt-loops, it was a pair of pants. Never mind the color.

When you revealed that the Rani was in fact the Nagi," Charlie said, "the players collectively pissed their pants.""I'd rather they creamed their jeans.

Marius, where are my pants?”His grin widened. “Wouldn’t you like to know?

Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.

Do you repel pants? Do they actually jump off you?” Dove cringed as she noticed his black socks. “Pants are afraid of my dick.

I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade.

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it.