67 Quotes About Pants



  • Author Chad Knaus
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    Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

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  • Author Tim Lyons
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    I put my pants on and I didn't even look, I just went out the window.

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  • Author Gary McCord
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    Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

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  • Author Warren Miller
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    When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

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  • Author Alexander Pope
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    Who pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows.

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