117 Quotes About Paraphrased

I get mail; therefore I am.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Believe everything you read

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a fairy in possesion of a good appetite must be in want of pie.

We didn't land on plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us".

You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn’t you? (Acheron)

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

The purest surrealist act is walking into a crowd with a loaded gun and firing into it randomly

Michael was still an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, coated in yum. Only now the enigma was a little less mysterious; I was a few clues closer to solving the riddle - but damn, that man would always be coated in yum.