117 Quotes About Paraphrased

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it." quote from Tara Daniels

The proper study of Mankind is Everything.

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And what I can do, I ought to do. And what I ought to do, by the grace of God, I shall do.

...because in one sense the drinker learns wisdom, in the words of Goethe or Blake or whichever it was "The pathway to wisdom lies through excess

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.

It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.

Love yourself before you love someone else.

To paraphrase Montaigne—even when you’re sitting on the highest throne in the world, you’re still sitting on your arse.