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All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!

I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am.

There is no God and we are his prophets.

Perception is nine-tenths of the natural law.

To be or not to be. That's not really a question.

You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Dune: ...That's disgraceful!Sette: So's your face!

When a man plans, a woman laughs.