107 Quotes About Parties
- Author Eugene Mirman
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Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
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- Author Daniel J. Rice
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He never cared too much for parties or people, but misanthropy could easily be cured by several alcoholic drinks.
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- Author Kristin Cashore
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Brigan, could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it’s a party.
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- Author Penelope Lively
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It was not so much that he had anything against people in general, more that he saw no purpose in deliberately setting up occasions on which you stood around trying to think of something to say. Moreover, the whole process was self-perpetuating; the guest became the host in an act of social revenge and thus it was on for ever. The only sensible course was never to start it in the first place.
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- Author Dave Gorman
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Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural England hosting a party like this? A party? In a school? With children present? Where marijuana is openly smoked? And comdoms are given away at the door?Imagine the headlines! How much would the Daily Mail hate this? How much would the Daily Mail love to hate this?!
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- Author Anne Sexton
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Quite collected at cocktail parties,meanwhile in my headI'm undergoing open-heart surgery.
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- Author Maggie Stiefvater
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Why can’t I do it?” [Isabel] asked….“Do what?”“Just forget about everything. Just go somewhere and get smashed and pretend like there are no problems or consequences. I know why. Because there are still problems and consequences. And going and--and--partying doesn’t make them go away. I feel like I’m the only sane person in the world. I don’t get why this whole world runs on stupidity.
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- Author Mackenzi Lee
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There is a unique sort of agony to entering a party alone.
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