107 Quotes About Parties

If you're at a party with more than five people named Chad, get the fuck out right away.

All men have parties and are pals who never let each other down. A pal can say terrible things which are forgotten the next day. A pal never forgives, he just forgets, and a woman forgives but never forgets. That's how it is. That's why women aren't allowed to have parties. Being forgiven is very unpleasant.

As the nation divided into Federalists and Republicans, each group called the other the worst name possible: "party". Most Americans feared the idea of party; believing that a society should unite to achieve the public good, they denounced parties as groups of ambitious men selfishly competing for power. Worse, parties were danger signals for a republic; if parties dominated a republic's politics, its days were numbered.

This was the problem with drinks parties: getting stuck with a person you didn't want to talk to while someone you did was tantalisingly in view.

It was after midnight with that tired charm that all parties on the downturn acquire.

I can't get myself to stay; I cannot enjoy the crowd,But I hate that I hate it because I wish I could let go.I'm all alone in this corner and their laughter is loud.Well that's okay, I think I'll just go home.

I find it hard to get excited about elections when the two leading parties are corrupt.

He throws parties when a simple tantrum would’ve been sufficient.

As kids we were warned against playing with gender as if it were a plastic bag THIS IS NOT A TOY but here are some pictures of you in drag getting ready to head out to a party or maybe that was the party