2,389 Quotes About Party

  • Author Trevor Noah
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    It's very rare to find a place where news itself has a political bent. Normally, let's say in the U.K. for instance, newspapers might explicitly support one party or the other, but television is just straight-up facts that are not influenced by any party from either side. In South Africa we try to maintain the same thing. Unfortunately, the government sometimes intervenes, but for the most part, the facts are the facts.

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  • Author Chris O'Donnell
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    I don't get surprised very often to be honest. I'm the kind of person who you couldn't throw a surprise party for because I'd figure it out.

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  • Author Claes Oldenburg
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    Andy [Warhol] was on the scene, but he wasn't an artist at first; he was more an illustrator. He was always surrounded by about ten people who worshipped him. He'd go to a party and they would all come along. But he was drawing shoes and that sort of thing.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    The Republican Party had a big day in yesterday's midterm elections and now controls the House and Senate. And don't ask me how this happened, but the Republican Party also gained control of three seats in our show's band.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    The Chinese government launched China's first 24-hour news channel. And since the channel will only report stories that are favorable to the ruling party, they've decided to call it Fox News.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    In a recent interview, Michelle Obama said that the Secret Service taught Malia how to drive. In exchange, Malia taught the Secret Service how to throw a party when her parents are away.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

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