83 Quotes About Penis

Like the worthless dogs that are his countrymen, my husband believed that his penis was wasted if he was faithful to just one woman. - At the Sound of the Last Post

I would say there's a spark," I told her, still caught up in that fixed look, her green eyes with their clever gleam. "I would say you'd make a hell of a Boy Scout.""Boy Scout?""Yes, ma'am, cause you keep rubbing that stick, you're gonna get a lot more than a spark.""I'm hoping for that.

With his pendulous penis swinging from side to side, the beast clip-clopped up a rickety flight of stairs led by Pablo Zapata's wife, who took him through a beaded curtain into a room where a bevy of sullen women reclined on tatty sofas. A collective gasp rang out among the group and many crossed themselves in silent prayer.

Even if I show my penis, even if I masturbate in public, even if the visual contents disturbs you, No means No

At least you are back to being normal size." She gave a strangled laugh. "If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is.

Harry leaned forward. “You put your penis on the page.

I like your dick better than you.

...caressing her lips with my thumb as they are surrounding the most telescopic of my organs.

Now, the penis is round, and the anus is round, while the vagina’s opening is long and narrow; clearly then Nature designed the penis to fit into the anus, not into the vagina.