83 Quotes About Penis

...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme."If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has the best pipes in town," said Elena."Anyone else might say that. What Nat would say is he has the biggest pipe in town.

It lays on his abdomen, angled slightly to the left. It's almost cute-kind of like Snuffleupagus. Well, not really. It's huge, but not hairy, and also not nearly as daunting as when it's hard. It is magical, though. I stifle a giggle because, goddamn it, I've never seen a snuffie up close. The head is tucked up inside the soft skin, an eye peering out from the turtleneck.

It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and stupid, compared, say, to fingers and toes with their intelligent expressiveness, or even to an elbow or a knee.

As if adult males were completely self-sufficient beings, as if a penis and a five o’clock shadow were all they would ever need to get by.

I'll have to lift your penis now to grease around it.

Pride starts with the penis.

V-as povesti despre penisul meu, dar ar fi o poveste lunga.

God heeft de man een penis en hersenen gegeven, maar niet genoeg bloedtoevoer om ze tegelijk te laten werken.

The silent horror of Archie's ordeal had been temporarily replaced by the howling, agonising pain of the blood refusing to drain from his penis, the end of which was a deep purple verging on black where Officer Griff had tested how hard it was by using the back of his hand to give it a solid twang.