272 Quotes About Pets


  • Author Bill Maher
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    New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. You teach your dog not to pee on the couch, and then when you take him to the place he's supposed to pee, there's a couch.

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  • Author Shirley Rousseau Murphy
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    Sometimes she could swear that she saw, in Joe Grey's eyes, a judgment far too perceptive, a watchfulness too aware and intense for any cat.Charlie didn't understand what it was about those two [cats]. Both had a presence that set them apart from other felines.Maybe she just knew them better. Maybe all cats had that quality of awareness, when you knew them.

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  • Author Duffy Brown
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    from Pearls and Poison… “In two minutes the cops are going to come barreling though that door,” I whispered to Auntie KiKi hoping to get her mind off the body in the back room. “Any suggestions how we tell these workers out here their candidate just croaked?” “Yell The jackass bit the big one, hip-hip hooray Gloria wins, then run like the dickens before someone recognizes us.

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  • Author Suzy Davies
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    Fast as the wind, we skidded right by,so fast that it seemed likewe had wings to fly!The houses, the people, the park and the treesflashed by in secondsin the snowy breeze!From the winter poem, Buddy and Me.

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