54 Quotes About Philosophical-humor

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.

Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!

Oh yeah, I love jokes. And oh! I love you. ~_~

Know! I am the new age prophet of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. If you do not draw my picture my Mr. NOT shall butt-kick you nuts, as too your fancied bot up there nowhere, that silly naught!

Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.