64 Quotes About Pills

What a Life: Give some of us pills to stop a fit, give the rest shock to start one.

I should have known better than to rely on pills. You can't buy unconsciousness quite so cheaply.

Comedy makes everything accessible. Watching the news is kind of like being fed your evening pill. What's fun about it? Nothing. And so if you can get news and information about things going on in the world through a comic platform, everything's going to connect.

The world exists for its own sake, not for ours. Swallow *that* pill!

We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning (the rhythm method)

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.

Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure.

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.

If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes.