64 Quotes About Pills


  • Author Terry Pratchett
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    Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn...

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  • Author Vladimir Putin
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    How does one control weight? By not overeating. How does one stay in shape? One plays sports. There are no magic pills here.

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  • Author Andy Rooney
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    I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

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  • Author Charles Spurgeon
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    Many people are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed; they chew the bitter pill which they would not even know to be bitter if they had the sense to swallow it whole in a cup of patience and water.

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  • Author Thomas Szasz
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    Mental illness is a myth, whose function is to disguise and thus render more palatable the bitter pill of moral conflicts in human relations.

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  • Author Robin Williams
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    If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two?

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