765 Quotes About Police

Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest," said Vimes.

Harton thought that if one squeezed humanity through a wine press, its essence would flow out as drops of policemen.

I swear," she babbled hastily, "I won't tell a soul. I don't care. It's okay with me if you have them. I have absolutely no desire to go to the police or anything like that. I don't even like the police. Police and me have never gotten along. They gave me a ticket once for going forty-five in a forty-five zone; how could I possibly like them after that?"~Chloe to Dageus

I'm a strict materialist - but the police are brutal materialists.

The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.

Do you like being a cop?""I love it, when it doesn't suck, sir.

I was constantly amazed by how many people talked me into arresting them.

The encounter did not leave behind with Chief Inspector Heat that satisfactory sense of superiority the members of the police force get from the unofficial but intimate side of their intercourse with the criminal classes, by which the vanity of power is soothed, and the vulgar love of domination over our fellow creatures is flattered as worthily as it deserves.

Empowerment is giving someone the authority, or the power, to prove triumphant.