27 Quotes About Poop
- Author Steven Magee
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The foundation of human health is poop!
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- Author Stephen David McGoughan-Matthews
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People die and starve every day, but look on the bright side. Lower population.
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- Author Oliver Gaspirtz
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Dogs are angels full of poop.
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- Author Karin Slaughter (author)
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Toddlers are like the worst inmates. When they're not lying to your face and tearing up your shit, they're napping, pooping, or trying to think of different ways to fuck with you.
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- Author Fredrik Backman
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That whole first year, jeez, your entire life revolves around poop. The presence of poop. The absence of poop. The discovery of poop. The aromatic sensation of poop. The waiting for poop. Seriously, I can't express how much of your life will be spent waiting for poop once you have children.
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- Author Steven Magee
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Pets enrich our lives...and poop on our floors!
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- Author Josh Stern
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Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
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- Author Dinah Katt
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This was a true pants-pooping moment.
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- Author Heather Chapple
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The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.
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