572 Quotes About Pregnancy

The best birth control is pregnancy.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

After a good roll in the hay, when he’s all peaceful and serene and he hasn’t a worry or a care in the world, and the euphoric calm of release is drifting through his cerebrum, that’s when you broadside him with the cold cruel fact that his life as he knows it is over!

Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she'd been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki's wedding, and forming a placenta.

Fools are meant to be used and dumped.

As much as SEX is a stress reliever, there are other benefits like: Pregnancy and STDs.

A condom is to use as a caution for pregnancynot as a precaution for sex

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Some people think that sex doesn't lead to pregnancy"RjS