572 Quotes About Pregnancy

When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free.

The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of the second floor. Inevitably, the odor made her simultaneously ravenous and nauseated. She hated the sensation. It reminded her of pregnancy. Every Sunday morning, Leigh-Cheri awoke to a pan of fried fear.

That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it's just the horizon - and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it's suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you've had the right shots.

His parents’ pregnancies must have been all-out chromosomatic war

Even your birth was just a probability of an ovum meeting up with the spermatozoon and becoming fertilised inside the uterus.

She almost topples out of bed one morning and Remus has to grab hold of her waist. "Center of gravity is off, huh?" he says, doing his best not to chuckle because she's become irritable in this last month."Maybe just a little," she concedes with a huff. He helps her up with a gentle push and she toddles towards the bathroom. "Seriously, if I spend any more time in the loo I'm going to move in here permanently.""Practical, but I don't think you'd enjoy taking your tea in there.

Children are adorable.

When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

The holy time establish the holy-event.