572 Quotes About Pregnancy

  • Author Daniel Tosh
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    I'm a homer, so the closer [I perform] to my house the better. If I could get crowds to gather around my bed, that would be ideal. I also like doing stand-up in places that I can surf, snowboard, or anywhere that I have a pregnancy scare.

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  • Author Hunter Tylo
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    We share responsibility. It's important to have a good spouse; that's where I sympathize with single parents.

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  • Author Liv Tyler
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    When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet.

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  • Author Carrie Underwood
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    I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it.

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  • Author Queen Victoria
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    I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice.

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  • Author Suzanne Vega
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    When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I'd ever felt before.

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  • Author Andy Warhol
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    When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.

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  • Author Bruce Williams
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    We really kind of pioneered a technology here at Fossil Rim where we use ultrasound on both our white rhinos and black rhinos and we can even document pregnancy in animals at about 30 days.

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