34 Quotes About Presents

A Christmas without a book for a present is a disappointment.

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

Christmas used to be a good "idea" 'til somebody came up with the concept of giving wrapped up presents to each other... :-)

Unexpected gifts were better accepted when they were presented by total strangers, I had learnt.

Presents are made for the pleasure of the one who gives them, not for the merits of those who receive them," said my father. "Besides, it can't be returned. Open it,

During the holiday season, in fact all year long, wrap yourself around another's presence, not presents.

Orgasms make such pretty bows to presents.

Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.

IT WASN'T STEALING. IT WAS JUST... REDISTRIBUTION.