32 Quotes About Primates

Female humans are the only primates with permanently enlarged buttocks. Enlarged female breasts evolved as a copy of the female posterior.

Pertenecemos al orden Primates (en latín -los primeros-). En 1758 el naturalista sueco Carl Linneo bautizó con ese nombre a todas las especies de mamíferos semejantes a nosotros, siguiendo la tradición antropocéntrica todavía imperante en su tiempo.

While bonobos are very peaceful and pretty happy, they’re also very gross. As a society. They engage in incest. And not just cousins or brothers and sisters. Absolutely anything goes, including parents with their children, with the exception sometimes of mother and adult son. The most heinous of human crimes is normal for them. And none of them ever settle down. They don’t ever practice monogamy. It isn’t a phase, it’s just how sex works in their society.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

One of the great commandments of science is: 'Mistrust arguments from authority.'