49 Quotes About Procreation

How silly men were! Their part in procreation was so unimportant; it was the woman who carried the child through long months of uneasiness and bore it with pain, and yet a man because of his momentary connection made such preposterous claims. Why should that make any difference to him in his feelings towards the child?

A short-frocked edition of Charles also regards them placidly; a perambulator edition is squeaking; a third edition is expected shortly. Nature is turning out Wilcoxes in this peaceful abode, so that they may inherit the earth.

Oddly enough you can get married and live happily ever after without spawning. Spawning is optional.

The desideratum of the philosophy “better to have never been” is parents being charged with manslaughter for bringing children into the world

What's your orientation?" "Procreational.""That's not an orientation!!!""It is in the Orient.

The important thing to realize is the males in most species will breed with any female who stays still long enough. It's the females who are selective. What they desire has a huge effect. If all the female walruses got together one day to decide they wanted polka dots, within a few generations the males would have polka dots. The female's wish made physical on the male's body.

As long as they have the wish to kill, they will not lose the lust to procreate.

It’s amazing what the gene pool will do to perpetuate itself.

A new collection of matter and information to present to the universe and to which it in turn will be presented; different, arguably equal parts of that great ever-repetitive, ever-changing jurisdiction of being.