71 Quotes About Punctuation

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.

Nature never fully punctuates the ending.

If I wouldn’t have spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher, I’d know how to punctuate. Good thing I normally write poetry.

Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.

I hear there are now Knightsbridge clinics offering semicolonic irrigation – but for many it may be too late.

Let it be known, I am a fan of the comma; it gives cadence to my witting. Those who disagree are in their usual hurried state…not giving pause where a breath is due.

What is it about us lady authors and our fascination for the exclamation mark?

Misplaced commas are, egregious.

Jokes about full stops are not funny, period.