146 Quotes About Puns

Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.

He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.

They talk about human rights until the rights include things they personally do not like as alternatives. There needs to be Frank discussions. And Shirley can join too because the pun works. The ideas of human beings of all demeanor and venues are at stake here.

Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5

I don't get your drift.""I will continue snowing.

Cucumbers are technically a fruit and in the same family as pumpkins, melons and squash, so it may benefit those markets, although, to be honest, giant melons don't strike me as potentially that commercial.

Absence makes the mind go yonder.

Xingu!" she scoffed. "Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to everybody!

Kira fixed Trig with a look. "Hey. What do you call a really smart newt?"He grinned. "What?""Newton, of course.""Permission to jettison both of them as punishment, Captain?" said Nielsen.