146 Quotes About Puns

we might have expected a fishy story from a man with a name like haddock," goff said.

I was in my element, excuse the pun.

There is never a bad time for a pun. There’s also never really a good time for a pun. You might as well just stay braced for a pun at all times, and ride them when they come with as much grace as you can manage.The fact that you can replace ‘pun’ with ‘disaster’ in the last three rules says a lot about the human race.

...you mustn’t pun, Brumm, puns are produced only in vacant minds. Keep high thoughts and visions of delightful things before you and you won’t pun.

Ich muss nicht während des Urlaubs ins Ausland fahren.Ich fühle mich auch schon hier fremd.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.

Look at the first arch in a human and a shark, and you find a very similar state of affairs: jaws.

You okay to mount?" he asked Ty."Next time you ask me that, you better be naked.

Bite my laughters, drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning, I just don’t care what my thwarters think.