146 Quotes About Puns

What do they call a collective of ghosts?”“I don’t know. What?”“A fraid.

Never speak ill of the dead, insult his kin instead.

The early worm gets bird shit.

I found my destination a few miles outside Swelling: a lone, squat, brown bar called The Inn of the Line...The place looked like a dive. Maybe even a plunge. Hell, it was a drowning accident.

Never a dull moment,” he muttered. They’d been flash andbang from the first moment they’d met.“Yeah, well, if you weren’t such a dick…,” Ty murmured with asmall smile.Zane snickered. “Works out well since you’re an asshole.”“We’re gonna have to talk about these puns.” Ty groaned.

Every swamp has a silted lining.

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

Infinite regression is limitless, without it we are nothing.

Do they always flirt with biblical quotes?" Asil asked Tad.In long-suffering tones, Tad said, "They can flirt with the periodic table or a restaurant menu. We've learned to live with it. Get a room you guys.