146 Quotes About Puns

It occurred to the man that the biggest problem with this staid world was the overwhelming demand for conformity. Everything was so eerily definitive: assent to the mandates of society would see you on the rise, but dissent was a steady downward path.

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My dear melancholy, Enraged she's colic! Lovely indeed a fellow And so sweet a collie. Never but so mellow Can she be like a dolly? However she's so frolic! Or could she get yellow Like a peach, but jolly? You'll regret her follies!

Say, Aahz?”“Hmm? Yeah, kid?”“What dimension do you come from?”“Perv.”“Does that make you a Pervert?”“No. That makes me a Pervect. Now shut up!

It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.

For Brennan, the ideal shoe was a comfortable size 12, preferably laceless, that look just good enough to pass for business casual, but easy enough for him to run in. Dapper with the sole of an athlete, the pun inclined might say.

If you live on Statin Island, cholesterol is not a problem.

Just about every sentence we say or hear is a recombination of existing words appearing in that exact configuration for the very first time.

How is it going, Didn’t know it was leaving