146 Quotes About Puns

Jemand hat ein größeres Tennisturnier gewonnen und freut sich wie ein Flummi

Most social media users sometimes like statements they do not understand.

I am, as you know, an Irish person and yield to gnomon in my admiration and respect for the old land.

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

Puns often seem to propagate in direct proportion to efforts aimed at suppressing them. Tell someone they can't say something, and they'll find another way, much as a river will eventually find a way round any mountain on its journey to the sea.

Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.

Honest, I'm a liar. Believe me?

If anaphylactic shock is wrong, I don't wanna bee bite.

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.