146 Quotes About Puns

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If You Get Accidentally Locked, In the loo - Would you ‪#‎KnockYourSelfOut‬?

W. Somerset Maugham once said there were three rules for writing a novel and that no one knew what they were. I do:1. Write2. Rewrite3. Two writes don't make a wrong!

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.

I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.

Khione’s eyes flared pure white. For once, she seemed at a loss for words. She stormed back up the stairs—literally. Halfway up, she turned into a blizzard and disappeared.

Puns are at their core defined by multiplicity of meaning, not necessarily humor. The common expectation that puns should always be funny, or die in the attempt, is a relatively modern development.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.