40 Quotes About Puppy

I tell everyone very plainly that I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? Why, greyhound puppies. That's a totally different matter.

Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

I felt rather exhausted, and wondered, rather shocked at my callous thought, why old people were sometimes such a strain. Worse than young children or puppies because one had to be polite.

Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

Why are you constantly escorting me places?” I say. “Isn’t there a depraved activity you’re supposed to be taking part in? Kicking puppies or spying on girls while they change, or something?

Who doesn't like dolphins? They're like puppies.