111 Quotes About Relativity

A non-religious prison when awaken would make others sleep. Therefore his sleeping is good. A religious person when awaken will awaken others. Therefore his awakening is good.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.

Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.

If all meaning were relative, then the meanings of the terms in the proposition "All meaning is relative" would be relative. Therefore the proposition "All meaning is relative" destroys itself. It is nothing but an evasion of reality. That seems a high price to pay, even for the privilege of killing people.

Sometimes I think time must be like a kind of jelly. A jelly that makes us move slower than we would otherwise, because isn't time just a way of delaying the inevitable? If there wasn't time, everything would be over. But then I'm afraid I'm wrong. I'm afraid that, if there wasn't time, everything wouldn't have started yet, and we'd be at the beginning.

That had always been the beauty of the wind. It could only be seen through its actions, its effect on others. A gentle reminder that reality does not only exist in the seeable, the palpable, the understandable, but also in the figments and daydreams, the steadfast beliefs and unexplainable uncertainties. Reality is seen and yet unseen. Wholly and absolutely relative. The wind had taught him that.

Suppose a Sun many times brighter than our Sun comes up in the sky. After we get used to its light, it goes away. Then our Sun will feel like moon to us and what we call as “light” will seem like darkness. So light and darkness are relative terms. Darkness is just less light.

Wisdom gets half of its value from its being useful, and the other half from the being of at least one fool.