459 Quotes About Retirement

Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.

Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.

Happiness is a consolation for those who cannot orgasm yet … or anymore.

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

Real luxury is not working like a maniac to take an expensive vacation--it is living a life you enjoy every day.

Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.

As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren.

Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health, strains an already overburdened Social Security system, and drives many elderly people into poverty and despair. Ageism is as odious as racism and sexism.

Save your golden days as time goes byBefore golden years expire