70 Quotes About Romance-funny

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,And Live With Passion.

He’s my soul mate, I can feel it,” Chloe says. She stands at the end of the dock and stares at the massive yacht, her eyes all sparkly and excited. “Doubtful. The only thing I can feel is a hundred-foot-long inferiority complex.

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be.

I think sometimes the stars align whether we want them to or not. And we're drawn to certain people and places for no other reason than...Destiny.

I’ve never heard a girl say a diamond was too big.”“I just think when they get too big they look fake.” He leans down. “I say the same thing about breasts.

The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.

Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn’t think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly.

You certainly do heal fast. But you'll still have some impressive bruises, so if I were you I'd avoid your father for the rest of the night." "I'll just tell him you abuse me," Helen said with a shrug. She jumped off the examining table. "And I'll tell him you like it," he teased back.