70 Quotes About Romance-funny

For a God whose heart is supposed to be as cold as his realm, you are so warm and kind. Youmake it hard to resist,” she murmured.“Why should you resist? You know how much you are enjoying yourself.”“Much as I hate to admit it,” she sighed

She wore a fitted white scoop neck shirt under a thin jacket, slim brown pants and tennis shoes. He bet she looked hot in four-inch heels. He wondered how long she’d last in this town, and he decided he wanted to sleep with her before she left.

Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?"Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh. "Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?""Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great cartoon in your world.

I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A bloody mess. Every time.

How could I choose between two men I didn’t love?

Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then--that sometimes a spy doesn't need a cover so much as she needs a shield.

Austin’s eyes widen as the words run roughshod through his brain. He’s had his fair share of wild bachelor days. If the spirits’ words are to be believed, however, he has nothing on Marge.

=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.=> Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.=> It's true that we don't know what we've got until we loseit, but it's also true that we don't know what we've beenmissing until it arrives.

I cook for Daphne's second and third boyfriends all the time. It's okay with me as long as I'm the first.