70 Quotes About Romance-funny

Oh come on.” Austin repositions himself against the counter. “It’ll be fun.”“Yeah, fun like chiseling charred hard boiled eggs off of the bottom of the pot.”“How the hell did you manage to burn hard boiled eggs?”Laura shrugs. “It’s a gift.

You're not my words, Emma." I said, standing up and staring at the door while pretending to be gazing deep into her pretty hazel eyes. "But you're my numbers. You're all of my numbers." I paused, listened, and figured she had fallen asleep. "You're my infinity.

A few more of those smiles, and this guy isn’t going to know what hit him when the Earth girl impulsively kisses him for no apparent reason." -Reece Bryant

It wasn’t right. A rescuer shouldn't have a hard-on while performing a heroic act. Charles was pretty sure there was a rule about that somewhere, but he'd be damned if it was one he could follow right now.

Women who've made peace with living alone," she started, counting off on one finger, "and women with healthy self-confidence . . ." She counted off a second finger, then cocked her head at Kate. "Are you getting this?"Kate nodded. "Women who've made peace with living alone and women who have a healthy self-confidence . . .""Can always, BUT ALWAYS, afford to be picky.

So is that why you’re hanging out here? To seduce bookish chicks?”“I don’t know. Maybe. Is it working?

His brain cells had sunk to an area of his body that didn´t help his vocabulary skills.

The look he shot his sister could`ve given her a free chemical peel.

one simple kiss? Something must`ve shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple.