72 Quotes About Romance-humor

Those teeth are covered in bacteria! Trinity happily interjected. “I can assure you there’s nothing sexy about them!”-Trinity to Mei, Chapter 3

It’s the twins. Your beautiful assassin twins. Inspect is going to assign one of them to our team to permanently replace Quake.” When he heard the other line grow utterly silent as if Fang had somehow forgotten how to breathe, he punched the mute button and laughed his ass off.

This doesn’t sound like a romantic couple’s vacation at all! It sounds more to me like you and Fang are on the equivalent of a college student’s Spring Break! You two really need to get it together and grow up!”-Anatomy to Wraith, Chapter 8

You are, and will always be, my family.”-Wraith to Tenrai, Chapter 20

I saw a talking dog the other day."-Frisk to Inspect, Wraith & Fang, Chapter 23

... far be it from a French man to interfere with love.

He’s my soul mate, I can feel it,” Chloe says. She stands at the end of the dock and stares at the massive yacht, her eyes all sparkly and excited. “Doubtful. The only thing I can feel is a hundred-foot-long inferiority complex.

Check the top 1000 books on Amazon. Most of them have a shirtless guy on the cover, because they're smutty "romance novels" (read: porn for women) about a girl being swept off her feet by one (or more) billionaire alpha-males. There are literally tens of thousands of books out there about shirtless billionaire alpha-male vampires who can't wait to mate with you. Lucky you! And women eat that shit up! Men, not so much. Men prefer to watch actual porn.

He had a body that begged to be painted…with chocolate.