334 Quotes About Romantic-comedy

Okay, so I'm an optimist. My mother says I'm cock-eyed---but I don't think she means it like it sounds.

All the horrible photos of Steven and the naked porn women flashed back into my head for a moment, making me feel like a nerdy wallflower waiting for someone to notice my colorful petals and not the dirt I was packed in.

One should not chug an entire glass of wine at an elegant dinner party. I start hacking and coughing, having practically water-boarded myself out of sheer humiliation.

For a long time we sit there not saying anything, enjoying the quiet of the bay and the occasional steamy knee bump.

Cinderella is every little girl's first romance novel, at least where the heroine is awake for most of the story." ~ Kat Young

I pressed Stop on my secret Movie Reunion scene and quickly changed channel to Forthcoming Features, which included dramatic all-over-body toning and finding the love of my life. I was going to be okay. George wasn’t coming, but I was absolutely fine.

I rolled my eyes at her image, grinning back at me from the hair dye box, and consoled myself with the thought that even the Brontë sisters must have got sick of the words Wuthering Heights from time to time. And it’s quite plausible that, undercover of candlelight, Emily sneered at the mere mention of Jane Eyre, and stuck two fingers up in Charlotte’s direction before getting back to her poetry.

Disfigured!’ Luke panted down the phone. ‘I could have been disfigured! All for the sake of a girl with no feeling in her nipples!

The airhostess kept her smile firmly in place as I stretched out my neck, beyond tense, and sick of trying to play this little game with her. Especially when I was fighting the urge to bleach her moustache before we prepared to land.