334 Quotes About Romantic-comedy

Sometimes, if you want to survive, you’ve got to run. You have to run as far and as fast as you can

If you don’t have sex with me right now, I swear I will light you on fire and bury your body in the desert.

There were no colonies on Earth. It was all a scam the Martians were using to con the rest of the universe. There had been no first contact. Her knees quivered, and all her muscles tensed. She was first contact.

The man who’d saved her wasn’t just a pair of sexy lips and a rugged jaw with big, yummy eyes. He was the whole package. Seriously? What Earth woman would prefer downloading offspring when she could ravage this instead?

There, in the middle of the street, Daria Porters stumbled toward the entrance on bare feet, her clothes mud caked and torn and her hair poofing out from her head in random, tangled spikes. The real Daria Porters. The Daria Porters who was supposed to still be in a stasis chamber for another thirty-six hours. Oh, Goddess.

Rough lips crashed against her own, and all those problems she’d had with breathing? They were a dim memory as her panic was replaced by something much better. If this was what human kissing was like, she could understand why it caused people’s clothes to fall off. She wished her clothes would start falling off already.

I do think you should change in private. You don't see me ripping off my clothes in front of you, now do you?"He gave a deep fake sigh. "Sadly, no.

He cocked his head and sent her a dimpled smile. "Where are you going in such a hurry?"Where am I going? "I don't know. Probably the library.""On a Friday night?" He made a show of horror. "What the heck are you going to do there?""Oh, what most people do at their local library—three way orgy, summon up the dead, if there's time, jam up the copy machine with Canadian quarters. Same old same old.

I know it must seem completely idiotic to you," Maddie said, hoping to coax at least a grunt from her, "hiring a date to your only sister's wedding and all."Louise slowly nodded."I mean, who does such things nowadays, right? Women don't need men for anything. Well, they do need them for one thing. But that's all—and, really, debatable depending on your sexual orientation.