334 Quotes About Romantic-comedy

He smells like what I always imagine Bruce Wayne must smell like - a lot of money and a big, bad secret.

When you keep a secret from your parents, you're not trying to protect yourself. It's because you're trying to protect them.

You make my vagina all melty,--wait no!--You make my belly all melty. My vaginas hot!

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier.

I would praise the Lord above for a ticket to that ride.

I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.

What are you thinking?” I ask.“That I wish this was my home, too.” I have nothing to say to this, so I kiss him instead.

Careful,” he chided with a grin. “First you talk marriage and now you're telling me what to eat. You're sounding more and more like a real girlfriend every day. Just remember, this is still our first date, so keep your hands to yourself tonight. I'm not one of those guys.

Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh at her missteps rather than lament my own, and cheer for the happy ending that seemed to elude me.