61 Quotes About Romcom

If they’re gonna kill you, get their DNA under your fingernails.

He stops rocking and looks into my eyes. We’re inches apart and I’m mesmerized by the tiny flecks of indigo in his blue eyes. A girl could drown in those eyes. And it wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

People of Redwood Ridge always referred to themselves as victims when they were found in the path of Cupid’s arrow, wielded by the sisters. They ran. They hid. They resisted. In the end, they succumbed. He was the sheriff. He got around. He saw and heard things most didn’t. And the truth was, not a solitary “victim” was unhappy after The Battleaxes were through with them.

How different my life would have turned out had either one of us been born with a dick!

Ugh, men. I gave him a perfectly good orgasm and now he’s cranky.

We all have our handicaps. You're not mine.

He wasn't touching that one with an eight-inch…pole.

You’re officially twenty-one," Sam observes. "I won’t be twenty-one for another few months. That makes you older than me.”“Yes. Birthdays are tricky that way,” I reply, wondering where he’s going with this. “Melissa Parker, you’re a cougar!” Sam exclaims, sounding absolutely giddy.I can feel my jaw drop.“I am not!” “You’re an older woman dating a younger man. That is the definition of a cougar!” “No, it is not!” “It is. Look it up.

If I don’t get the f**k away from her I’m gonna go back to prison for sistercide! And I’m too young to ride the lightning down in Huntsville.