31 Quotes About Roommates
"Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take you." All too true, but I didn't like it to be told aloud. I arched an eyebrow, something I couldn't do when sober. "I'm pretty sure if I put a hand on your crotch, you're sporting a boner. It works both ways."
"He hadn’t said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, “You’re wearing my socks."
"I took a bite of a Bloody Ploughman. Even the flesh was red. 'Bloody,' Carral said.'Nice colour,' I answered.'It looks sinful. I bet that was the apple Eve ate, you know, in the Bible, the forbidden fruit.''Might be. But I've eaten some too now. Does that mean you have to kick me out of your house?'I held the half-eaten apple out to her. She burst out laughing and pointed out at the factory: 'Does this look like paradise or what?"
"The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs - if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do."
"Even people who are entirely strange and indifferent to one another will exchange confidences if they live together for a while, and a certain intimacy is bound to develop."
"...I object to rows because my nerves are shaken, and I get up at all sorts of ungodly hours, and I am extremely lazy. I have another set of vices when I'm well, but those are the principal ones at present."
"Wie viele Mitbewohner_innen passen auf eine Todesanzeige, wie sehen Stammbäume von kinderlosen Queers aus."
"Roommates are like a box of cheap fireworks, you never know what they will do next."