261 Quotes About Sam

Good-bye, self-esteem and fuzzy feelings. It was so nice to make your acquaintance.

I’m going to have to work out even more now tomorrow to make up for all the potatoes and bread. Okay. I feel bad. That was a lie. I’m not going to work out at all. That sounds just awful.

Hi, my name is Ryan Foxheart. Oh no! There’s danger afoot! Let me pull out my sword and pose.” I mimed pulling a sword from my side and cocked an eyebrow. “Notice how dashing I am. And immaculate. And today, my hair is parted on the right. Wink.

I squawked attractively. Okay. That was a lie. There is no way to squawk attractively. It was rather unattractive. Arms flailing, legs kicking. It was just awful.

Pfft,” I scoffed. “Feelings. I don’t have feelings.” I had so many feelings. None of them were good.

Gary’s eyes narrowed. “I’m pretty sure I don’t like you.”“My world is crumbling,” Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass.

He grinned at me again, and the butterflies in my stomach turned into dragons and laid waste to my innards.

Muscles. (Not that I could see them under the knight’s armor, but I had a very vivid imagination and I was not ashamed to use it.)

Mom said, “He didn’t want to sleep with you so he knocked you through a building? That’s rude. He could have just moved on.