261 Quotes About Sam

Good. So, I guess I should have a pet name for you.”“You could call me laird,” Ian suggested, even though he wasn’t feeling like one right now.Sam swirled fingers in his chest hair, then tugged lightly on it. “Can I call you laird bear?”“Hell no.”Ian felt Sam smile against his neck.“No,” he repeated.“Okay,” Sam said agreeably, still smiling.“Fuck,” Ian muttered.Sam giggled. It was cute.“Let’s go to bed,” he said, nudging Sam with his arm. “This couch is too small.”“Okay, laird. Bear.”“Ha. Ha.

I couldn’t even begin to guess how old he was. Maybe thirty. Or three hundred. When you’re eleven, anyone older is just old.

Hey, Sam. Want to join me in the river? We can bathe before the sun sets and it gets too cold.”“Sweet molasses.”“What?”“Stay back, foul temptress!”“What?”“Er. Not you. Uh. I… sensed the presence of a succubus. Like, near here. Ooooh. So very near.”“You can do that?”“Yes. Yes I can. Because I have magic. And my succubus-tracking abilities. It’s a thing. A realthing. That I do all the time.”“Riiiight. Your magical succubus-tracking abilities.”“Shut up, Gary!

(Sam) "We need to focus and having Maya moon over Rafe us making everyone uncomfortable." Rafe grinned. "Doesn't bother me.""Because your ego really needs the encouragement."

Gary laughed. “Yeah, but then people meet you and you’re all skinny and adorable, and they’re all like whaaaa?

Honey, you’re pouting. That’s not dangerous. It’s adorable.

I wished for Derek Michen to kiss my face off (that one was when I was nine years old and was absolutely positive he was the love of my life. He did kiss me two weeks later, but then he also kissed Jessica, David, Megan, Rhonda, and Robert. Derek turned out to be a bit of a whore).

You are way too pretty to exist in this world with us mere mortals.” I somehow managed to stop myself from calling him Knight Delicious Face. It was close.

Afraid she and I had a summer romance?" That insufferable grin was still there."I hope you did. I certainly enjoyed myself this summer."The smile faded at that. "What do you mean?"She brushed an invisible fleck of dust off her red gown. "Let's just say that the son of the Mute Master was far more welcoming than the other Silent Assassins.