62 Quotes About Sandwiches

In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives!

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer.

Did I ever mention I used to be a delivery driver too? I was. I can read a map. What’s more, using a brilliant mixture of zen navigation, Aristotelian logic, and pure rage I can get you your package and/or delicious sandwich relatively close to on-time.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

All you ever really want is a great character and great writing. As an actor, that's the juiciest sandwich you could ever ask for.

I want a sandwich named after me.

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.