71 Quotes About Santa-claus

I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.

I discovered that the real meaning of Christmas has nothing to do with you at all. It is about a very special gift. I want to you tell you about this gift.

If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.

Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I guess would be milk and cookies. If an elf escapes and eats royal cookies, it will turn into another Santa. That’s what all those mall Santas are. They’re trying to start their own festive colonies.

An ounce of goodness everyday, Can soothe the heart in many ways,An ounce of goodness "just because"Don't wait until Christmas to be Santa Claus

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

I knew it was time to shave the beard off and start an exercise regimen when I was asked to play Santa at the Christmas party this year!

Santa: Through 4000 years of rich tradition Santas have revealed a selfless love exemplifying the true meaning of Christmas.

One Christmas Eve in my childhood, my dad asked if I wanted to leave alcohol out for Santa. I agreed but said to only leave a little as I was afraid I'd wake up on Christmas morning and see Santa drunkenly circling over our house in his sleigh.